Stupid things we've done While We Were Drunk

[The Last Sabbath]

I got into a fight with an Irishman.

[ln2]

Originally Posted by The Last Sabboth

I got into a fight with an Irishman.

And we have a winner!

[Zoetrope]

Ran through a police station singing Freebird naked save for a latex Jason Voorhees mask.

Surely they'd have caught you? That's a long ass song.

That doesn't make stuff you do any less moronic.

Probably makes them more moronic if he doesn't regret them as he thinks they're normal.

I got into a fight with an Irishman.

I'm assuming that the Irishman started the fight, or so common stereotypes would have me believe.

- I nearly had sex with a tranny. Surely that has to rank pretty high up there.

On a related note, I'm so glad I stopped drinking.

[Z Virus]

o.o

You win the Fucking thread...

[ln2]

Originally Posted by Zoetrope

- I nearly had sex with a tranny. Surely that has to rank pretty high up there.

On a related note, I'm so glad I stopped drinking.

Go on, tell us all the gritty details. This is a story that MUST be told. D:

[Fonix]

Let's see the first I got drunk(the night before I had to walk the stage at my college graduation, I was a very late starter) brings quite a few to mind, even though I had to be told about it afterwards. Drinking half a bottle of gold schlager could itself be considered stupid but a list of events that occurred as a result.

Made out with an Elisha Cuthbert poster
Invited my neighbors over for a drink then cussed them out when they wouldn't come
Told a wolverine poster to stop mean mugging me
Had a cardboard cut out of Yoda that I told all the people in the room to watch out for because he had the force
Ruined two good t-shirts due to the vomiting.
Yelling at everyone to get out of my room, then freaking out when they left the room
Actually managing to get up and go to the graduation ceremony


Other things I've done
Tried to throw a guy off the 2nd floor of an apartment complex. Fortunately the railing held up preventing us both from falling, and apparently when faced with death men have an iron grip. Stupid because I realized after I had calmed down that my temper could really put me into some bad places.

Telling one of my bosses to "get a fucking grip." Of course this was a job I was pretty secure in, and ironically enough I was turning in my 2 weeks notice that day as well so I wasn't too worried at the end of it.

To many arguing with customer stories to tell from my grocery store days

Winning 20,000 on a lottery scratch off ticket and splitting it with my girlfriend at the time. I was 19, she was 17, she actually fronted the money for the ticket so at the time a split seemed fair. However when her parents took her money to put a new driveway down, well it was stupid. If anything I should have put it into an account for her or something. The split still doesn't strike me as wrong.

Consequently after winning the money, paying off my truck, then a few weeks later doing 3 flips in it. Of course that worked out pretty well because I got a new truck, and had it payed off shortly.

Gaining 70 lbs as a college freshman was pretty bad. Lost 40 of in recent months though.

Knocking a guy down in a soccer game with my shoulder and sending him flying about 10 yards and inciting an all out brawl in the game.

Not taking any internships in my career field while I was in college which caused me to work crummy jobs for 2 years with a college degree before I finally found a job in my field.

Throwing 2 pairs of sunglasses across a poker room in the same week and breaking both of them.

Hitting on my cousin's ex girlfriend at a club one night(obviously alcohol was involved)

During the "Funnel Cake Carnival" at IHOP asking to see the manager to demand where the midgets were if it was a carnival(another alcohol induced one).

Blah if I think of anymore good ones I'll post them up.

[The Last Sabbath]

Originally Posted by Zoetrope

Surely they'd have caught you? That's a long ass song.

Actually, I started at the bar a block away, and went through the station in the middle of the second verse, and I ended the song when I lept through my dorn room window into the party that was going on.

And my little brother is so going to kill me for this, because technically this is his acount, but when he was little, like 2, he would run around the house in cowboy booties and a holster belt naked shooting at the three or four cats that were in our back yard. I have photos to prove it.

I actually started the fight with the Irish guy, and won it. I got some broken bones but, thankfully, no outer extremities were damaged. Put that in your bong and smoke it.

Originally Posted by Zoetrope

- I nearly had sex with a tranny. Surely that has to rank pretty high up there..

What the hell's a tranny?

[The Last Sabbath]

Originally Posted by Fonix

Let's see the first I got drunk(the night before I had to walk the stage at my college graduation, I was a very late starter) brings quite a few to mind, even though I had to be told about it afterwards. Drinking half a bottle of gold schlager could itself be considered stupid but a list of events that occurred as a result.

Made out with an Elisha Cuthbert poster
Invited my neighbors over for a drink then cussed them out when they wouldn't come
Told a wolverine poster to stop mean mugging me
Had a cardboard cut out of Yoda that I told all the people in the room to watch out for because he had the force
Ruined two good t-shirts due to the vomiting.
Yelling at everyone to get out of my room, then freaking out when they left the room
Actually managing to get up and go to the graduation ceremony


Other things I've done
Tried to throw a guy off the 2nd floor of an apartment complex. Fortunately the railing held up preventing us both from falling, and apparently when faced with death men have an iron grip. Stupid because I realized after I had calmed down that my temper could really put me into some bad places.

Telling one of my bosses to "get a fucking grip." Of course this was a job I was pretty secure in, and ironically enough I was turning in my 2 weeks notice that day as well so I wasn't too worried at the end of it.

To many arguing with customer stories to tell from my grocery store days

Winning 20,000 on a lottery scratch off ticket and splitting it with my girlfriend at the time. I was 19, she was 17, she actually fronted the money for the ticket so at the time a split seemed fair. However when her parents took her money to put a new driveway down, well it was stupid. If anything I should have put it into an account for her or something. The split still doesn't strike me as wrong.

Consequently after winning the money, paying off my truck, then a few weeks later doing 3 flips in it. Of course that worked out pretty well because I got a new truck, and had it payed off shortly.

Gaining 70 lbs as a college freshman was pretty bad. Lost 40 of in recent months though.

Knocking a guy down in a soccer game with my shoulder and sending him flying about 10 yards and inciting an all out brawl in the game.

Not taking any internships in my career field while I was in college which caused me to work crummy jobs for 2 years with a college degree before I finally found a job in my field.

Throwing 2 pairs of sunglasses across a poker room in the same week and breaking both of them.

Hitting on my cousin's ex girlfriend at a club one night(obviously alcohol was involved)

During the "Funnel Cake Carnival" at IHOP asking to see the manager to demand where the midgets were if it was a carnival(another alcohol induced one).

Blah if I think of anymore good ones I'll post them up.

Damn, holmes that's some crazy shit. I've drank three whole bottles of JD and I still don't to that knid of shit...Well, exept the funnel cake, I actually started a fight with the manager.

[Eight Legged Freak]

Originally Posted by The Last Sabboth

What the hell's a tranny?

Transvestite. Ever seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show? Yeah.