Stupid things we've done While We Were Drunk - Page 3

Eh Jack is not really my thing. I have figured out that Vodka is my nemesis though. I can get drunk off of 3 shots of Vodka. Anything else I can slam down all night like a champ now that I've been drinking for a couple of years.

Anyways thought of some fun things to add

Blowing up a blender with firecrackers in our kitchen because it didn't work anymore

Having a contest with my college roommate on who could break the yardstick over their head first

The numerous controllers I broke while playing Super Smash Bros against my college roommate (we were very competitive).

Building a 6 ft snow penis in my front yard and then a smaller one in the bed of my truck

Going sledding at 10 at night one night, and laying down on the ground allowing my brother to ramp over me.

After rolling the truck I mentioned in my first post, staying the truck while waiting for help, instead of busting out the window and crawling out. For some reason it just occurred to me to wait in the truck. That became pretty scary later when my girlfriend's parents(the reason I wrecked because she decided to speed down a gravel road, and being the idiot I was tried to keep up in a truck) came to turn me over. Then as they're using their truck to turn my track rightside up I hear "HURRY UP A TRAIN IS COMING". Needless to say I wasn't on the tracks and my girlfriend's dad was driving toward the tracks. However for a moment there...

Deciding to drink an entire pitcher of frozen screw drivers, then after it was empty offering screwdrivers to everybody.

*sigh* the said thing is pretty much all of these have been in the last 4 or 5 years :P

Okay one from my youth - Had a friend who wanted to steal a street sign. It was for Westside Dr and Taylor St. At the time claiming "Westside" was the big thing, and his last name was Taylor. After trying to pull it down for a couple of weeks by jumping up and holding on to it, it was suggested to just swing upside down and kick it with your feet. Well I manage to do this one day and knock it down. Then we had to walk all the way across town to his house in broad daylight holding a street sign.

Heh with the same friend we decided to box each other one time. The only problem was we only had one set of gloves. I got the left handed glove first, but we were both right handed. After getting a headache from getting beat on because I couldn't throw a punch with my right hand we switched. After about a minute he actually hit me with his gloveless right hand, causing me to bite down on my lip, thereby making me have to get stitches.

We used to have neighbors with Dobermans. One day their dogs got loose so we brought the dogs into our backyard. One of them happened to be in heat though, and wound up snapping at me. It managed to catch me in the gums and leave a pretty nasty gash. The "kissing a dog" jokes were pretty much self writing.

06:13 AM

Alcohol Related Stuff

Slamming down three whole bottles of Malox mixed with vodka, then eating a buritto. Which, in trun, got my ass mopping the the floor a Taco Bell for ten hours.

Having eight Vesper Martinis and a garbage pale and getting the runs while throwing up, I didn't grab the puke bin fast enough so I made a mess all over my girlfriend's bathroom floor, but the shirt didn't get dirty so I can't complain.

Got into a fight with a lamp post, hit on a police officer, beat the shit out of an attack dog at the police academy were I work part time, made out with a Tomb Raider Legends poster, went to see Brokeback Mountain with my girlfriend and started whistling when Gyllenhaal and Ledger made out (all in the same day).

Had sex with a pillow thinking it was my girlfriend, pissed out my bedroom window onto a street cop. Started screaming at a movie poster because I thought the title sucked, took a dump on my neighbor's windshield, started thinking about Kate Beckinsale naked durring a histroy class presentation and got an erection--which isn't easy to hide, even without viagra. Made out with a Teddy Bear. Punched a hole as big as my head through my dorm room wall and broke my hand. Busted off a door knob with my forehead. Staped ten M-80's to a sleeping cat, lit the fuse and ran.

And if I think of anything else, I'll post it fo' damn sure.

Sabbath we should party sometime :P

Are we the only two who will admit to our really stupid things?

Heh taking the advanced placement test for computer science in high school and writing out one of my answers as an infinite loop to say "I like soup"

After winning a game of spades in a hotel room against my brother and cousin, the first one I had ever played, I proceeded to jump across the room, fall off the bed, and hit the air conditioner

I'll have to dig through some of my irc logs because I'm sure I've got plenty of stuff buried in those :P

Fonix and Sabboth, don't double post just edit your initial one.

As for my tranny story, I will explain over the weekend although it's fairly easy to fill in the blanks when you consider alcohol was involved.

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Originally Posted by Zoetrope

As for my tranny story, I will explain over the weekend although it's fairly easy to fill in the blanks when you consider alcohol was involved.

Sounds like a bad soap opera plotline

OK I Threw a 'close friends only' party one weekend while my parents were away, failing to realize or remember that most of my friends at the time were total crack heads and needless to say they opted to disregard the 'close friends only' remark and invite anyone they could think of. After an afternoon of Smash Bros, Weed, Coca Cola, Quavers, 'The Unknown Mixed Beverage' (as it was affectionately called) Cocaine, Nirvana lyrics and Bone Breaking (3 people broke bones, no kidding) I'd had enough and physically started kicking people out of my house. Miraculously the neighbors nor the police ever got involved and I managed to tidy the place up to an acceptable standard before my folks arrived home the following day. I lost many a so called friend that day.

I got arrested because they thought me and my friends were gonna rob a store, because there were some suspicious people just before we arrived... we were wearing raincoats (because it was raining) so we also looked suspicious according to them. Talk about being at the wrong place at the wrong time...

After we explained everything the policemen apologied and we could go home. The day after that however everyone in town knew about it and there were even rumors that we tried to rob the store. Very embarassing...

Also did some stupid things when I was drunk of course.

Appearantly (cant remember anything) I once tried to climb out of a window on the 3rd floor of a house to get some fresh air, after puking.

Me and my friends also stole a pedalo once when we were drunk and used it to "steal" a flag that was standing on top of a tower on an island were they dig gravel. At the moment we took the flag all the machines in the tower were suddenly activated. This was probably time-based (was already 6 o'clock in the morning by then) but it scared the shit out of us.

05:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Fonix

Heh taking the advanced placement test for computer science in high school and writing out one of my answers as an infinite loop to say "I like soup"

Ha! I did something similiar in my automechanics class, although it's kind of obscene. Sexually, at least.

Got drunk and I literally sprayed the room with vomit. Just a reminder dont chase Vodka with V8 juice.

Mine are all alcohol related. Which is why I've now not drunk anything now for 6 months. I used to love my ale, but sadly it started to get the better of me and I nearly lost something very dear to me. So it had to go. All the things I look back on and regret are all due to drinking.

Ty^

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