Stupid things we've done While We Were Drunk

[The Last Sabbath]

Walked naked through LAX on the way to my sister's house in San Francisco, don't know how the hell that happened. Started to masturbate in a public shower. Sleep with my Sister-in-law's sister, in a VERY sexual way. Broke into a police station for a doughnut. Give my three year old niece a dildo on her birthday say she'd "Use it when she was older"--never did live that one down. Somehow slept with three women in one night. Take a picture of my erection and posting it on EBay for thirty grand. Shot myself in the foot with a tranquilizer dart. Have the most bizarre sex with my brother's hot-ass boss on the roof of where he works. And finally I fucked a bus stop bench because I thought it looked like Jessica Alba's rack.

[Gray Fox]

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Dude, youre either the craziest son of a bitch Ive ever known...or youre Peter Griffin.

[TansyD]

well I was a bit drunk after being in a metal club in London and decided to sing to every taxi cab dude I went past.

Although the most amussing story about about my friend who by apperance was a vamp with peircing eyes, to the point she could scare anyone. Well as I was on other side of teh club (small club btw) she lent on the exit doors smoking her ciggerette and drinking her beer giving her dark looks and suddenly the doors gave way she fell through the doors shut and opened with her looking rather embarrased.

[TansyD]

Originally Posted by The Last Sabbath

Walked naked through LAX on the way to my sister's house in San fransico, don't know how the hell that happened. Started to masturbate in a public shower. Sleep with my Siter-in-law's sister, in a VERY sexual way. Broke ino a police station for a doughnut. Give my three year old niece a dildo on her birthday say she'd "Use it when she was older"--never did live that one down. Somehow slept with three women in one night. Take a picture of my erection and posting it on EBay for thirty grand. Shot myself in the foot with a tranquilizer dart. Have the most bizarre sex with my brother's hot-ass boss on the roof of where he works. And finally I fucked a bus stop bench cause I thaought it looked like Jessica Alba's rack.

you live a very rock n roll style

[The Last Sabbath]

Originally Posted by Gray Fox

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Dude, youre either the craziest son of a bitch Ive ever known...or youre Peter Griffin.

I should talk about the shit I did in college. God, they named the dorme after me. Needless to say, that was a good half decade.

[TheDeathKnight]

Originally Posted by The Last Sabbath

Alcohol Related Stuff

Slamming down three whole bottles of Maalox mixed with vodka, then eating a burrito. Which, in turn, got my ass mopping the floor a Taco Bell for ten hours?

Having eight Vesper Martinis and a garbage pale and getting the runs while throwing up, I didn't grab the puke bin fast enough so I made a mess all over my girlfriend's bathroom floor, but the shirt didn't get dirty so I can't complain.

Got into a fight with a lamp post, hit on a police officer, beat the shit out of an attack dog at the police academy were I work part time, made out with a Tomb Raider Legends poster, went to see Brokeback Mountain with my girlfriend and started whistling when Gyllenhaal and Ledger made out (all in the same day).

Had sex with a pillow thinking it was my girlfriend, pissed out my bedroom window onto a street cop. Started screaming at a movie poster because I thought the title sucked, took a dump on my neighbor's windshield, started thinking about Kate Beckinsale naked durring a histroy class presentation and got an erection--which isn't easy to hide, even without viagra. Made out with a Teddy Bear. Punched a hole as big as my head through my dorm room wall and broke my hand. Busted off a door knob with my forehead. Stapled ten M-80's to a sleeping cat, lit the fuse and ran.

And if I think of anything else, I'll post it fo' damn sure.

Originally Posted by The Last Sabbath

Walked naked through LAX on the way to my sister's house in San fransico, don't know how the hell that happened. Started to masturbate in a public shower. Sleep with my Siter-in-law's sister, in a VERY sexual way. Broke ino a police station for a doughnut. Give my three year old niece a dildo on her birthday say she'd "Use it when she was older"--never did live that one down. Somehow slept with three women in one night. Take a picture of my erection and posting it on EBay for thirty grand. Shot myself in the foot with a tranquilizer dart. Have the most bizarre sex with my brother's hot-ass boss on the roof of where he works. And finally I fucked a bus stop bench cause I thaought it looked like Jessica Alba's rack.

........Holy shit dude. How are you not dead?

Used the restroom at my kid-brother's high school then got uberpissed because they didn't have any condum dispencers and yelling at the Deans for it, then hit on the principal. Dropped a dumbell on my foot and broke it, then sent it out the dorm room that I shared and it landed on a Dominos delivery car, hundred twenty pound dumbell against a car roof really doesn't have much've chance.

Broke into my frat house to unlock the front door, then went out the way I broke in and came in through the front door. Made out with the captain of my college cheerleading team and wound up dating her through colloge and we're now married--hey, some things work out. That's all for now, I guess.

[Faust]

Stupid things I've done while I was drunk ?

-I jumped from the rooftop of a school. I didn't want to kill myself at all, I was just stupid at that time. But I have a body of steel, so I just couldn't walk properly for 2days only (could have been worse than that).

-I fought against 7 bastards because they were beating someone for no reason. One of my friend helped me, but they kicked our asses anyway.

-I threw a bottle of whisky at one of my friend, because I didn't like how he talked to me. Obviously, I was heavily drunk.

-I threw an ashtray at a DJ, because he was lame.

-I fought against a cop during a party, but this time I was happy, he was just a racist son of a bitch. And I kicked his ass !

And other things I did but that I can't remember

Well, while I'm drunk I'm a bit violent. This is really strange as for I am a very nice and calm person while I'm sober.

[DaMa]

Originally Posted by [STARS]TyranT

Mine are all alcohol related. Which is why I've now not drunk anything now for 6 months. I used to love my ale, but sadly it started to get the better of me and I nearly lost something very dear to me. So it had to go. All the things I look back on and regret are all due to drinking.

Ty^

LOL, same here, so you just said to yourself "I stop drinking my beers now"? Gosh, i dunno what has to happen so i make that step.

Stupid things while drunk? There's sooo many. Even if i usualy dont go over the limit with drinking anymore (i cant anyway, used to it too much).

In the past, well alot of things i guess, in my beginning stage of alcoholism usually vehicles have been included... There was this old car i had aaand i did anything with it until it broke. It was a Peugeot 205, i will never forget that car.. poor thing, now i wish i'd have been more nice to it.

Here in Austria it is quite normal to do stupid things on the road when your younger and drunk.. as there's nothing else you can do! lol.

Dependant on my daily mood, alcohol can do me well, but i also experienced myself getting pretty aggressive. Then i do things like showing longtime girlfriends the door by saying "Get the fuck out now".
lol, i also remember how i met a friend of mine in the disco a few years ago. He is a barkeeper and hardly has time to go out anymore. In the past i've been on the road with him all weekend. That stopped, but this day he finally had time to spend some time with me and the rest of the mates, however there was this girl who always comes to his bar and she always annoyed him, i could see that. I wanted him to dance with us but he couldnt get rid of her, so i took a full bottle of beer and smashed it onto the floor besides her, lol. I knew i'd be taken outside for it, but i was fine with the consequence.. Prime example when i had the wrong or too much alcohol, or mixed.

Nowadays, i usually dont annoy anyone if i am drunken anymore, usually the very happy guy then hugging everyone.

I still have that very bad habbit to make mountain races though, drunken or sober, doesnt matter, its a bad habbit.

[BloodyBackChambers]

I just get really horny when I'm drunk. I've never fucked a random person, but I've wildly fucked people I've been with. Yeah, I'm BBC, I'm horny, you've all known that for the past like, million years anyways.

Buttt one time I was absolutely hammered, drove over to my co-workers house, and made out with him on my car.

Yes, on my car.