Cheesy Horror Films

[Chimera]

Plan 9 From Outer Space.

Top that one!

[ln2]

976-EVIL.

Blazed: Amazing movie, everything was perfect.
Sober: I can't believe I watched that.

:X

[Chimera]

Did 976-Evil star "Evil Ed" from Fright Night? If it's the one I'm thinkin' about, then yeah, it beats out Plan 9. LOL.

Anyone seen Children Shouldn't Play With Dead Things? Another winner.

[Reston]

I'm sorry to oppose any cheesy horror movies you people may claim are the top but I must come in and out top one from all....


The Dead Next Door.

The beginning shot of this movie looked like it was camvid but that's not the worst part. The movie opens up at a video store and you see someone grabbing a bunch of vhs zombie movies and goes up to the cashier. The cashier looks up and like thirty zombies pop infront of the camera. The next shot shows everyone running out of the store and the zombies walking so stupid and terrible.

If that doesn't make you scoff, the plot is about a cult trying to take over the world by using zombies. And they're are people who stand for zombie rights that fight cops as they're being chewed on also by the zombies, saying they have rights.

And if that doesn't top it, they got a group called the Zombie Squad, a bunch of cops who you'd think by the name they would have experience dealing with zombies but no, they're terrible and they're voices don't match on par when they're speaking. So bad. Look at youtube and type this movie in and you'll see what I'm talking about.

[J-Man]

Undead- zombie fish, mad austrailian policemen and a shit load of splatter!

my copy of die you zombie bastards arrives in a matter of days!!!

can slapstick fall into the cate(gory) of cheese- if so then the evil dead's and braindead certainly get in!

[Zoetrope]

can slapstick fall into the cate(gory) of cheese- if so then the evil dead's and braindead certainly get in!

I wouldn't class Undead as cheesy. It's deliberately tongue in cheek and abstract.

My brother has watched, and still continues to buy, really dodgy horror films so I'll ask him for some when he gets home. Seriously, the dodgy looking videos that you see at carboots for 50p (or whatever your international equivalent is) that no-one would buy - my brother buys.

Just to prove my bros credentials, his last 3 purchases were :-

- Zombie Blood Bath trilogy
- Cannibal Campout
- Sorority Babes in the Stripball Bowl-o-Rama.

I rest my case.

[Weskers_Pet_Monkey]

Piranha 2, it had Flying Piranhas. I mean damn, what were they smoking?

[TansyD]

Evil Dead got a bit silly, I mean the bird bitting his arm and the vice, that was funny.

[[STARS]TyranT]

Friday 13th films are just the best. Shockingly poor movies but Jason is just absolutely awesomenul. The first Nemesis!

Sleeping bag death in Friday 13th VII is the cream of the crop - though only the uncut version with the buckets of blood:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JhJfH0rpc8E

Ty^